this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
OH DEER GOD :D

silly teenagers, following rules is for kids
AHHHHH!
Ok…whoever hasn’t seen this hasn’t lived.
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i had his ass in stuffed form.
THIS WAS MY SHOW
i’m high right now… you have no idea how great this just was
I CRIED EVERY DAMN TIME
This show freaked me out when I was little, but I will forever love this song. I just sang along with it at the top of my lungs
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Developing a one-man Maru show for Broadway. Much cheaper and less deadly than the Spider-Man Turn off the Dark.
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I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
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I can watch porn online for free, but I can’t watch Pocahontas..?